"I know who it was replaced Princess Susie's KitKat stash. It was Seth Goldstein. He bought her supper tonight too."

"You say that like it's interesting. She's already been with Wilkes and Malaspina, and probably Leffoy too, have you seen how they flirt?"

"Not to mention Lamercier. I wonder if it's true what they say?"

"Clearly not in his case, she didn't even go out with him twice."

"Who knew she was such a slag?"

"Uh...everyone. That's right, you left school before she was old enough to be really disgusting, didn't you?"

"That lightning just drives me insane. I know it's going to get awful later tonight. I can't believe Leffoy's not here and left us with just Király and her."

"Oh, please, there's nothing wrong with Király. You're just bitching because you're allergic to her dog."

"Well, you'd think she could launder her clothes better."

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"Well, Valeria Zabini may be blond like a Malfoy but she's exactly like Bella was, only a thousand times worse. She was practically going down on Riddle in the common room during tea and she made a date with him. And I've heard the stories about her and Nat Pritchard at Marco's wedding. Are all the Zabinis huge whores or only the girls? Wait, no, there's Mercutio."

"Wait, she was flirting with Riddle and he noticed?"

"What did I say? She's a really obvious slag!"

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Warning: rumour about non-consensual sex. Explicit language.

( Why does Jeannot care about how many men a girl has had... )

"Be careful of that new girl, the Malfoy, I can't believe they let her in here. I heard from Jennifer Wyngarde who had it from Colette Saint-Germain that she was the mistress of Grindelwald's son AND his Russian boyfriend."

"Don't you think it's even a little suspicious that Estrid Farryll and her sister and that Greenwood slag took off out of here and the very next day the other Greenwood gets hauled off for treason with Baddock and Boot?"

"No. It's not a little suspicious. It's entirely suspicious. And yet the Kytelers defend them."

"Well, you know, Dashwood is friends with Boot, and he isn't here either, is he?"

"Still, he's the son of the Dux Bellorum, Kyteler is! Would he betray his own family?"

"He took the whore's side over his own mother's, what do you think?"

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"Wow. First Kyteler and Dashwood break up and now apparently Greenwood's given Davies the slip. How can Davies actually be surprised, though, given what Greenwood got up to all over the place?"

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"...so, do you suppose Allison's sorry she didn't get to him now that he's dyin'?"

"Who knows? I do hope after I went to all of the trouble to steal those from the Prodigal Daughter's stash that you don't think you're going to eat the whole thing yourself, Turpin!"

"So that's the girl Alessio was going to marry? I suppose she got over him fast enough. What are they doing, fucking on the dance floor?"

"I believe that Pritchard thinks that's dancing."

"I don't believe for a minute that Pritchard thinks that's dancing. Maybe she does though, if she thinks that's a neckline..."

"Well, good for her. Better Pritchard than both the good doctors at once, which is what she'd have ended up with eventually, everyone knows it, and look what it did for Portia..."

"Zabini will never be a magister, let alone a magister-doctor. He's like a lapdog--pretty, but dumb as a post. He was Artisson's lapdog when they were in school, you remember? Oh, excuse me, Malfoy's. How do you think he and his mother decided who got which brother?"

"Barely, that's all I remember. We were first-years."

"Where is Maria, anyway?"

"I thought I saw her making excuses. Three Sickles to one she's taken Melina's father into one of the bedrooms, he left five minutes after she did. Her poor mother!"

"That's not Melina's father, that's just her mother's escort. His name is Zitek. Wonder if he's related to that boy who's always on Malfoy and Susie's ward?"

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"Jenny Popescu and Nadya Karkaroff are lesbians. I heard them talking about how they were going to kiss each other all over in the library."

"You say that like it's news. What's interesting is that Celerity Warrington and Alma Greengrass are also lesbians."

"...and Colette Saint-Germain and Dimity Ducas do it too, are there any girls in Slytherin fourth who aren't?"

"I just want to watch, that's all."

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"Oh, Dolores, you missed it! It was so hilarious, I just can't believe it. Fran Abbott, that horrible dreary girl who follows Dull-Away about, tried to come in here but Madam Puddy threw her out, because there was a GOAT following her everywhere, and it ate poor Jessica's cake, and Cynthia and Amalthea made her pay for it! It also knocked over two tea-carts and made off with Gilly Greenbroom's favourite scarf!"

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"First a Travers, and now a Malfoy...but this one ain't dying."

"Nah, it's van Rensselaer she wants."

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"Who knew the Malfoys were Jewish?"

"Well, I always heard they weren't Christian."

"I guess they really do run everything."

"Who, the Malfoys?"

"No, the Jews."